My second son had to go in to have his arm re-set. It was a very painful experience, but it is now over and he is proudly showing off his lime green cast.
While we were in the waiting room, he was looking at a magazine I had brought. It proudly ran an ad for some wrinkle cream and stated, "Menopause - they'd never know from your wrinkle free skin!" He studied the ad for a minute, and asked me what it meant, because... "Menopause means grey hair, right? So why would people be looking at your wrinkles to see if you had grey hair?"
I told him menopause didn't mean grey hair, it only meant aging.... oh, the white lies we tell when we really don't want to explain all THAT in a public place!