We drove recently on a windy road since the highway was blocked. We had recently been to McDonalds, and thankfully has saved money by buying one extra large drink to share. At the road got more windy, I heard that ominous sound, "Mooommm, I feel sick!"
Great... I looked down, and saw the empty cup (thank God for the large size!) I passed it back to my daughter just in time, and being the neat little girl she is, she was able to um, empty her stomach contents into the cup.
Now what? There wasn't room to pull over right away, so I told her to put the lid back on the cup - cut the smell down some, I hoped. She did.
As I looked for a place to pull over, I heard her quietly talking to herself, and what she said cracked me up. She was looking down at the buttons on top of the cup that McDonalds uses to identify what type of a drink it is.
And I heard a quiet, "I guess this would qualify as a diet drink."